When I was young, I read a book called Pickles Must Bounce and other Wacky Laws. The book said that in Connecticut a pickle must bounce or it will not be considered a pickle. I tried to verify this law and if you do a Google search it appears to be true, but in reality, I could not find a source that was reliable enough to site. I have actually a few pickles to see if they bounce and I would say bouncing is definitely relative. You could not dribble a pickle, so it is not a replacement for the basketball.
While I was trying to figure out if the pickle law in Connecticut still existed (or ever did for that matter) I was hoping to find more laws that pertained to pickles. Sadly it seems, pickles are mostly an unregulated industry. Sure there are food safety standards, but nothing specifically for pickles. In Wisconsin there was a "pickle bill" that dealt with the sale of home made goods, but yet again, not really aimed at just pickles.
So, in light of the lack of pickle laws, I will take it upon myself to fight for pickle justice.
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